"What's with blokes flapping around on a Thursday
In a bunch of 8 riding off the front like a hero,
Then on a Friday when the hitters are out, they
Sit on like a choad and go out the arse ? What's
With that ?"
"You a rat mangi, sitin on, short cut taken , flakey
Skin havin, ranga hair havin, skinny legged, no good
Lookin, skanky beard growin, low down specialised ridin,
Tea towel wearin, no matching kit wearin,
Punce !! Someone said !"