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"Some sign of a pulse at 51, 13 out this morning, But no sign of our spiritual leader, two dogs Still hiding !"

"Yeah I thought exercise was good for you Now I'm not so sure !"

"Furph, looked like a scene in a motel room in Sydney During the madi gras, blokes spread across the Road in Lycra. Hope everyone is ok."

"This is the word of The Lord. Peace be with you, and also with you !"

"Nah got a bad back"

"Billy hunt not silly c@&nt !!!"

"Please Keep an eye out for a pair o 2xu nicks left out at Dookie on Sunday, last seen used as a Boat cover at Shepp marine. Please contact Ron long if found."

"Well princess, if you had the balls to come out you'd know what happened !!!"

"Listen Jed don't interrupt my golf !"

"What's with blokes flapping around on a Thursday In a bunch of 8 riding off the front like a hero, Then on a Friday when the hitters are out, they Sit on like a choad and go out the arse ? What's With that ?"

"He no good that dentist."

"So king, what time, what route ?"

"Hey, let's not get personal now !!!"

"You a rat mangi, sitin on, short cut taken , flakey Skin havin, ranga hair havin, skinny legged, no good Lookin, skanky beard growin, low down specialised ridin, Tea towel wearin, no matching kit wearin, Punce !! Someone said !"

"Has there been only conversation of the king & rootin at coffee ?"