Howie's Page

"yeah I'm in....I think   grumpy haven't ya learnt yet - just trust the man!!!   How about this shirt to commemorate the  next trip. "

"See ya at the cop shop Roey."

"Even better Cobbles here's the decision making flowchart to determine which route we take - I've kept it simple.   "

"I think I've got it hopefully the image lines up right when i post it.   5:50am 6:00am 6:30am Monday   Pussy with the lot   Tuesday Pussy Cats Supers   Wednesday Supers Pussy Cats   Thursday Pussy…"

"hay Ranso the ladies from Apollo drive might know where you live but I don't.  where can I find your joint to collect the kit?  "

"Me too Ranso - thanks mate."

"Hey Maffo, just checking, is that pounds or dollars??"

"Thanks Matho and Tanya for a great night and special mention to the barbie chefs - well done boys!!"

"last time I saw Cam's nuts was in the main street of Violet Town they looked like a couple of sun dried sultanas still haning on the vine!!"

"Silen duck!! I'll never look at shadow puppetry the same way again!!"

"Matho, I was checking out the link thinking no pics to worry about when my five year old walked in and screamed Dad! what's she doing?!? I told him she was having and baby and needed to reach in and pull it out.  Now I'm busted…"

"Matho the Scotty foundation web site says C & D Sunday race starts at 8am."

"Rob be warned there is a “U” shaped sapling stump along the Broken river track that reaches up and grabs the tyres of unsuspecting MTB riders, flips them off their bike onto their head and belts the living crap out of them when…"

"Rob here's a time mangement tip - if you spent as much time committing to training as you do posting here, I'm sure we'd see you out training. Although this is good fun."

"Hey Fine Cotton...I mean Rob if you plan to race then you should be training (not to mention posting) with Area 51. Matho I'm with you - I reckon there is a bit of Fine Cotton about this joker. Simon I'll interpret this one for you what…"

"Robo "Greek's bearing gifts" and "Beware the ides of March" can you dumb it down a little for me mate....everytime you post I have to visit Wikipedia. From Brutas the Trojan Horse!"