Garry Leed's Page

"wherever I go people follow..."

"Phark Stawell, that'll happen the same day you jump in a pool and swim to the other end"

"Sporting Quote Wednesday: "We're in Manila. Come on, gorilla; this is a thriller.”   One of the toughest boxing matches in history - The Thriller in Manilla. RIP Smokin' Joe Frazier (1944 - 2011)"

"Lee Egin, that race you refer to, at least I got my entry in on time and had a crack, same as the 15 plus other races done this season. That more races over the winter than roots for you over the same period. Enjoyed a few sleep ins this week, back…"

"The new Shepp Cycling Club kits have arrived. If you ordered and have paid for a kit you can collect them from Brokerhouse, 119 Wyndham Street from today. If you havent paid as yet, please that up before collecting you kit."

"yeh, ya spastic I'd finished with that blow up doll, worn out she was so i threw it on ya front lawn. been good for ya or a bit tardy, loose feeling? "

"See ya in the morning then, and Sunday as well"

"Egg, you are mistaken. Didnt say next big thing, it was "he slaps him on the chin"    "

"Looks likeit might be wet on Sunday. Cookie and I doin Esso's circuit tomorrow. Meeting at Dookie 7.30am, all welcome. Let us know if you're coming"

"Hey, Cookie just come out of Higgins Bakery with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage roll. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days.' He told him 'I wish I had your…"

"Tasmanian couple walking out of the divorce court, the wife is crying her heart out.Husband says ' Oh for f**k's sake stop crying, you're still my sister'"

"Yo, check this out and get some teams organised !!! Jayco Teams Classic before Stage 4 of the Herald Sun Tour 15 Oct 2011. Watch the Herald Sun Tour (including Cadel) finish at top of Arthurs Seat   Date:   Saturday 15th October…"

"Great weather for a change for Melb to B'Rat. Furph and I were in 21 min bunch, caught majority of 24 and 27 through the hills. 18 mins got us at around 50km with Bomber in that group then we rounded up the rest to be the front group by 60 odd…"

"I'll wear boardies, tshirt and thongs tomorrow then. hey, riding tonight if ya interested, then I might sit up and watch TdF tonight if that's ok. Come around, the rest of 51 are.. wont be out tomorrow morning either !!"

"hey ya knuckle head, find some mates (not just people ya know) and you can whinge and moan to them. In the meantime sell some bikes and buy some new clothes. That pair of clapped out trackies and faded faberge's just dont cut it anymore "

"For Newto...   Riding along my pushbike honeyWhen I noticed you.Riding down town in a hurry honeyDown South Avenue.You looked so prettyAs you were riding along. You looked so prettyAs you were singing this song."