Shepparton Pussy Cats

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Shepparton Pussy Cats

A bunch of wannabees, couldabeens, rogues and local sporting legends of yesteryear who are the self appointed B-graders of the Shepp cycling scene. Go hard, but don't take yourself too seriously, or you'll cop a spray from Burlsey, Sully or Walks.

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Website: http://toze12.wix.com/cats-site
Location: Shepparton
Members: 100
Latest Activity: 24 minutes ago

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Cats Fluoro Kit

Started by Ranso.. Last reply by Ranso. Jun 13. 2 Replies

Sac back, or Grumpy's bag

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Comment by keeno on August 6, 2014 at 7:32pm

Hahahahahaha

Comment by jon mathieson on August 6, 2014 at 12:05pm

Apparently there is a Birthday today for some bloke who farts in elevator's !   Now we all know what happens to birthday boys on tour, it could be a waxy affair.....Walshy

Cam has major man flu, man down !!!! must have been all the circus tricks ??

7.30am start Goog's coffee shop Saturday morning, weather looks good

Gear to me Friday arvo, casual clothes toiletry's towel ETC  in the bag

Ride down in ur gear ready to roll out and the rest is done.

Dose anyone have food issues ???  apart from Phil who vacuums everything

It is a ride not a race we will all stay together 30/32 KLM average

Comment by Grumpy on August 5, 2014 at 11:11pm
Candles blew out Phil but couldn't unwrap my present. Cam, hope all is well mate, ex hair dresser/ highland dancer- blood tests!!!! Good luck with that.(disclaimer:I know you'd say the same with all due respect to unfortunate things occurring around us). As for WALSH????
Comment by Phil Hoare on August 5, 2014 at 9:46pm
Cam
I've been trying to keep Wells in line for you.
Even though he's been making noises about changing camp don't let that worry you mate we can share the credit.
Let me know if you need any help at home!!!!

Grumps
How did you go blowing over the candles?
Did you get the present unwrapped?
Comment by cam walker on August 5, 2014 at 9:17pm
Had blood test today grumps things are dragging on a little I agree but must get on top of this before I can start ridding again
Comment by David Stradling on August 5, 2014 at 6:30pm

You get a couple of punctures Matho ?

Comment by jon mathieson on August 5, 2014 at 5:11pm

>> A man received the following text from his neighbor:
>>
>> I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to
>> confess.
>>
>> I have been tapping into your wife, day and night when you're
>> not around.
>>
>> In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but
>> that's no excuse.
>>
>> I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept
>> my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
>>
>> The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed
>> his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
>>
>> A few moments later, a second text came in:
>>
>> .
>>
>> .
>>
>> .
>>
>>
>>
>> Bloody autocorrect. Sorry, I meant "wifi", not "wife".
>>
>>
>>

Comment by jon mathieson on August 5, 2014 at 5:04pm

Nice day at DOOKIE today boys!  what was the temp this morning again grumpy?? 100 KML's in 3 hours on Shanks's pony non stop.  Im fuked..

4 sleeps boys

Comment by Paul Tozer on August 5, 2014 at 1:41pm

Grumps, I have not had any punctures. For the last 8 months I have been building a secret break away group. It is very secret. In fact, no one has managed to find it yet. Actually, no one has even become aware of it, which saves disappointment as they would not be able to find it when they do become aware. I can assure you I have been extremely consistent with getting out, regardless of weather. 100% consistency in fact. Consistency is highly regarded by the SOX givers. There has also been very little abuse among members, I'm not sure how highly this is regarded, but importantly, none of those involved in ordaining SOX recipients have been abused, and that is important in the decisions. No man has been left behind and there have been no bad calls. Perhaps I could be the first Cat to be honored in absentia. To maintain consistency, if anyone is looking for the secret group, it will not be leaving again tomorrow, no matter how cold it is

Comment by jon mathieson on August 5, 2014 at 12:42pm

THE HORTH WHITHPERER

If you don't laugh out loud at this, you're just not trying!!

A bloke calls his mate, the horse breeder, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

His mate asks, 'How will I recognize him?'

'That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.'

So, the dwarf shows up, and the breeder asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

'A female horth.'

So he shows him a prized filly.

'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?'

So the breeder picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?'

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

'Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf?'

The breeder is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

'Nice mouf, can I see her twat?'

Totally mad at this point, the breeder grabs him under his arms and rams the dwarf's head up the horse's bum, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?'

one for the norf teky's

 

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