Shepparton Pussy Cats

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Shepparton Pussy Cats

A bunch of wannabees, couldabeens, rogues and local sporting legends of yesteryear who are the self appointed B-graders of the Shepp cycling scene. Go hard, but don't take yourself too seriously, or you'll cop a spray from Burlsey, Sully or Walks.

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Website: http://toze12.wix.com/cats-site
Location: Shepparton
Members: 101
Latest Activity: 34 minutes ago

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Comment by cam walker on August 5, 2014 at 9:17pm
Had blood test today grumps things are dragging on a little I agree but must get on top of this before I can start ridding again
Comment by David Stradling on August 5, 2014 at 6:30pm

You get a couple of punctures Matho ?

Comment by jon mathieson on August 5, 2014 at 5:11pm

>> A man received the following text from his neighbor:
>>
>> I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to
>> confess.
>>
>> I have been tapping into your wife, day and night when you're
>> not around.
>>
>> In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but
>> that's no excuse.
>>
>> I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept
>> my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
>>
>> The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed
>> his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
>>
>> A few moments later, a second text came in:
>>
>> .
>>
>> .
>>
>> .
>>
>>
>>
>> Bloody autocorrect. Sorry, I meant "wifi", not "wife".
>>
>>
>>

Comment by jon mathieson on August 5, 2014 at 5:04pm

Nice day at DOOKIE today boys!  what was the temp this morning again grumpy?? 100 KML's in 3 hours on Shanks's pony non stop.  Im fuked..

4 sleeps boys

Comment by Paul Tozer on August 5, 2014 at 1:41pm

Grumps, I have not had any punctures. For the last 8 months I have been building a secret break away group. It is very secret. In fact, no one has managed to find it yet. Actually, no one has even become aware of it, which saves disappointment as they would not be able to find it when they do become aware. I can assure you I have been extremely consistent with getting out, regardless of weather. 100% consistency in fact. Consistency is highly regarded by the SOX givers. There has also been very little abuse among members, I'm not sure how highly this is regarded, but importantly, none of those involved in ordaining SOX recipients have been abused, and that is important in the decisions. No man has been left behind and there have been no bad calls. Perhaps I could be the first Cat to be honored in absentia. To maintain consistency, if anyone is looking for the secret group, it will not be leaving again tomorrow, no matter how cold it is

Comment by jon mathieson on August 5, 2014 at 12:42pm

THE HORTH WHITHPERER

If you don't laugh out loud at this, you're just not trying!!

A bloke calls his mate, the horse breeder, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

His mate asks, 'How will I recognize him?'

'That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.'

So, the dwarf shows up, and the breeder asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

'A female horth.'

So he shows him a prized filly.

'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?'

So the breeder picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?'

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

'Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf?'

The breeder is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

'Nice mouf, can I see her twat?'

Totally mad at this point, the breeder grabs him under his arms and rams the dwarf's head up the horse's bum, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?'

one for the norf teky's

Comment by simon robertson on August 5, 2014 at 11:44am

Matho, Bus driver here, Ive got that feature on???

Comment by jon mathieson on August 5, 2014 at 11:23am

there could be double demerit point on the weekend grumps so u need to do the hard ones to maintain yr aggregate, you need to remember we have all done that...

for the pussys tour riders if you are not getting my texts ring me or turn on your I message option. and pay you deposit.

Comment by Grumpy on August 5, 2014 at 10:52am

RIGHTYO LISTEN UP SOX COMMITTE who were also absent.!!

We'll start with the roll call: Phil, Grumpy, Bickers, Wellsy, Strads, Simple (Simon), Big G, Muddy -all present, even Muddy met us at Knight Street.  Again we waited for TOZER but his run of punctures is staggering.

Sox committee, please never again fall for the bulldust propaganda that Walker and Walsh dish out about about "being due and only the tough out".  Both again MIA?

When you think about it, one is an ex hair dresser-Highland Dancer and the other calls tennis (when you play against women) a competitive sport.

And Walker don't you dare post pics of weather forecasts on Facebook eluding to cold weather and you participating - we all see through your garbage.

Committee, put these dates in your dairy when soxs are awarded: July 22-Aug 5 and still rising.

"Happy birthday Grumpy" - why thank you.

How was that Phil?  Over to you.

Comment by Simon Marley on August 5, 2014 at 10:15am

Is everyone saving their energy for the weekend??
Only 5 yesterday and 8 starters this morning, 5 finishers.

Good to see the Bushdog at coffee, making a good recovery.
Phil those new wheels need to go, ya too quick.Happy Birthday Grumpy - 44 years young today.  I hope cutting the ride short got you a b'day root mate :p

4 more sleeps...

 

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