Shepparton Pussy Cats

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Comment by Foss on November 29, 2011 at 8:34am

FFS what was that crazy overtake this morning? Would have expected a more sensible move, particularly from the more senior lads of your group! Some of us want to get home in one piece! I can imagine what the ute driver (off in the grass blasting his horn) thinks of you! Time to put Viagra in your eyedrops Pussycats.....and take a good long hard look at yourself.

Comment by Tony Moore on November 29, 2011 at 7:29am

LOST: One whistle. Used for training cats. Contact G. Keenan.

P.S. Best of luck Jase. 

Comment by Jazzy Jase on November 29, 2011 at 7:22am

Last night at 6 oclock was packing up my bike to take to busselton for Ironman this weekend and the electric gear shit themselves.  Thank F#*K for the eggman just took 1 phone call and he was at his shop with another bike ready to replace my DI2 because I need to catch plane first thing this morning.  After a couple of hours I left the shop a very happy man with my bike and my race back in action.  Now that is service with a smile

Comment by Garry Bush on November 28, 2011 at 12:25pm

Very funny Matho, i might have to try that this sat night, but not with a crocidile!

Comment by jon mathieson on November 28, 2011 at 10:09am

 

A Drover walks into a bar with
a pet crocodile by his side.

He puts the crocodile up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons.
'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside.

Then the croc will close his
mouth for one minute.

'Then he'll open his mouth
and I'll remove my unit unscathed.
In return for witnessing this
spectacle,
each of you will buy me a drink.'

The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar,
dropped his trousers,
and placed his Credentials and related parts in the crocodile's open mouth.
The croc closed his mouth
as the crowd gasped.
After a minute,
the man grabbed a beer
bottle and smacked the
crocodile really,really hard on the top of
its head

The croc opened his mouth
and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered,
and the first of his free
drinks were delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.'

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.

A blonde woman timidly
Spoke up..........
'I'll try it -
Just don't hit me so hard
with the beer bottle!'

 

Comment by jon mathieson on November 28, 2011 at 9:01am

Nice big bunch today boys and a good pace, thanks to the 51ers that helped us along and had a good ride.   how was your ride ronny?

muddy what's this lobster about I thought his name was horse !!

Comment by Leigh (Muddy) McIntyre on November 27, 2011 at 6:17pm

So that's why you insisted on riding to that church on the corner of Bell and New Dookie this morning JK Rollings...Prayers for the Camster.

And yes. Well done the Lobster and Janet. Thanks for turning on a great night for Dan.

Comment by John Kremor on November 27, 2011 at 4:29pm

Yes simon it was very nice work by lloyd and janet and dan and robyn

That's it as I have to say some prayers for cams brush with the faith

Comment by simon robertson on November 27, 2011 at 7:40am

Sorry to have missed dans farewell. Taupo 160k challenge completed in 40km gale.we all came over the line together.off for fish&chups

Comment by John O Sullivan on November 25, 2011 at 1:54pm

Ribs were fine until the pace came on and the breathing got heavy. That was time to go home. No good unless slow rides are on the cards, guess i will be waiting a bit longer

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