Fellow cyclonistas. I am not sure if any of you read today's article in The Age (Monday 28 April 2008). There was an article in it about a push to not spend any more $$$ on "free"ways. If you think this idea is off the planet, check your french newspapers. France's new president actually announced just that. But never mind the article (which you can read
here if you want) it is all about the
photo for the piece. +50 points for the first person to spot Oz on this photo:

In case you need reading glasses, check the left emergency lane. A lone rider is living the dream. And then it hit me. Wouldn't it be great if Eastlink and the appropriate government officials got together and for once in Eastlink's decades and decades of life to come give the people of Melbourne 39km of the most beautiful virgin asphalt to cycle, rollerblade, skeeler, unicycle, run, or even organise a race? Sydney road worked. Other cyclovias in other countries and cities worked. This is the same concept except it is supersized. And most importantly: NO MOTORIST CAN WHINGE BECAUSE THE ROAD ISN'T EVEN OPEN SO NOBODY GETS INCONVENIENCED.
But now I'm stuck. How the heck can you organise such a thing? does anybody know anyone on the board of Eastlink? Do you just sent them an email? Can Bicycle Victoria help out here? Of course, once Eastlink is actually open you can kiss any cyclovia on it goodbye.